This Just In...Shocking News!!

In your life, there are people you don't tell your important personal information to...strange co-workers, your friends' in-laws, DCF employees, the chef at Sushi Palace, your parents...but your softball team is never on that list. Your team is your most valuable and dependable source of confidantes. So you can imagine my shock when I learned, just recently, about my teammate and (I thought) close friend, Sarah Moisao's, ever-present and exhilarating love life. I have attached a chart to express my feelings on this recent headline.
















Oops, that chart was supposed to be just about Sarah...sorry about that little slip up in there where I brought up Erin's immaturity.

Anyway, since Sarah has been going through some changing emotions for the past 3 months and we have been completely in the dark, I can't help asking myself....

















I just hope that Sarah realizes that what she considers teasing and bullying is really just a sign of our utmost respect and appreciation for her sparkling personality. As you can see from the data, I don't truly think we're at too great a risk of Sarah genuinely not liking us, but I certainly wouldn't want to be placed in a category with DCF workers and strange co-workers...people with whom she cannot confide. Sarah, I love you AND your love and I want you to know that I will listen any time you want to talk about your boring boyfriend with no sense of humor.