Lab: "Your patient's lab results from 3:30 this afternoon are in. His blood sugar level is 2."
Katy: "Great, so he is probably dead. Now I'm gonna have to go to a wake."
Minutes of discussion on the inappropriate hilarity of the lab taking so long to get those vital results back.
Jackie: "Wait, why would you have to go to the wake?"
Katy: "It's part of the hippocratic oath."
Sarah: "That's just plain ridiculous..."
T-shirt that Katy will inevitably have to wear to the wake, showing her support of the family on behalf of vacationing medical professionals everywhere:
*Disclaimer: It is not likely that Katy's patient actually died, as he is a long-time sufferer of diabetes and should have had the common sense to recognize his plummeting blood sugar level and give himself an insulin shot
