Good charts can always get better

Yesterday, I sent Sa-Sa this graph from the blog "indexed"...


Then she replied with this AMAZING art form:



I texted her that while that brought me great joy and comic relief, it didn't really capture how Chinese Take out also makes me quite Happy AND Sad at the same time.

Within moments, she took action. Responding, "You're right. Perhaps this is more accurate:"

I was in a meeting and so I tried so hard not to LOL or pee my pants (can we make that a thing, please: "PMP"?!?) that I nearly burst into tears.

Here's the gussied up version

As fast as I can...

FIRST, I'd like to thank Jaxson and COMPLIMENT HER for single handedly keeping this blog and the morale UP, UP, UP... THANK YOU

Without your (slightly threatening) encouragement, and depressing expressions of your waivering mental health status, I would not have (literally) DROPPED EVERYTHING i WAS WORKING ON to post some graphs...

CHART ONE: EXPLANATION
OF MY TIME SPENT AT WORK TODAY



As you can see, I didn't have time CREATE the CHART the proper way, with data, and spreadsheets, and whatnot...
but I wanted to respond quickly, so I just drew them on the back of a napkin and uploaded them as fast as I could!!!

The next bar graph is meant to show the things in my life that get a "quick response" when they/he/she call out in need:



I hope this proves my level of devotion and commitment to my IMPORTANT commitments!

Jax's super charts within charts

While I appreciate the charts formulated by the regular participants late last night and today, I would still like to express my disappointment about yesterday's non-responsiveness. There's nothing that makes a person feel less appreciated than when the chart that they put so much time and thought into, just to entertain their friends (and possibly be voted funniest chart at the softball dundees awards) is ignored, as though not received, for 24 hours. But while I might expect this from the super-busy 'regulars' on this email chain (you know who you are) nothing upset me more yesterday than Mia's lame excuse for not responding. And after she practically BEGGED to be included. I have attached a chart expressing her fate as a member of this exclusive email club.

Responses to Jax's question

Mia: LOL... I am so sorry I was just so busy changing diapers;) I LOVED your chart! Mia

Linds: Lol I told my mom she laughed at your charts ahhhhhhhhh jack u smartass! Had so much fun last night girls!!! Can't wait till our next game!!!

Tara: Great work on the charts ladies!
Great Britain I love your work! I can't believe you didn't want to become a home health aide, after all the experience with your grandfather....
I just want you all to know that our team is #1 for the most fun people......I am so happy to be a part of you fun bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy weekend to all!!!!!!