I tried to reason this into my life with my planning to break up with someone I had been seeing. As I spoke to some of you at cooler caddy - you were aware - others were apparently "Shocked" (see Jackie's post below) - which let me tell you - you are NOT the only one.....
However don't feel bad for Boy X just yet. I gave him plenty of warning signs, he just chose to over look them.
Now as far as how the actual event went let me start by providing the best advice I think I've ever received to date, courtesy of Teri:
- "You need to arrive early....order a dirty martini....slam it down....order another dirty martini....now this next step Sarah is so important - PAY YOUR TAB. You do NOT want to break up with him and THEN have to wait for the Tab to arrive. Trust me!!"
When I went home that night I thought about what I was going to say....which obviously lead me to think about how he would react...
Compared to how it ACTUALLY went down.....
For those that are chart illiterate (Tara) - I was left at the bar. To which my immediate response was relief and of course uncontrollable laughter. When I got back into my car George Michael's "Freedom" was playing on my radio (no joke) - and I felt as though that was all the closure I needed...
You go girl! Sorry I missed this convo I would have had some input..but u nailed it and im sure u feel better!
ReplyDeleteI love Lindsay's "I'm there for you" comment. But this post was way too funny for sincerity.
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ReplyDeleteOddly enough it reminded me of when I called it quits with Jeff aka (death breath)
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahha I forgot about jeff
ReplyDeleteWHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHARTS IN THIS POST?!?!?!??!
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