As I'm sure many of you know I have been collecting data since the beginning of the season. This data has directly lead to our current MVP Standings. Since this data goes as far back as our pre-season get-together at Deb and Sue's I was forced to include Teri - who since that event has been....well....absent....
There is a complex weighted data set behind this chart. I have broken down at a high level how the standings were calulated.....
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Highlights:
Katy: at all the games, organized Sushi Palace night, catches every game, loves beets unconditionally - is the Dwight K. Schrute of our team
Teri: Teri has been MIA since our pre-season party - is the Creed Bratton of our team.
Tracy: at all the games, laughs while making plays, Sushi Palace night was for her b-day, takes pictures of kids urinating in parking lots, created this blog - is the Michael Scott of our team.
Britt: ate her weight in sushi at Sushi Palace, allows the team to call her various nicknames, Mercury Poisoning threatened her life, sends sassy emails when there are unfunny charts being sent - is the Stanley of our team.
Tara: Tara is lucky to be included in this chart, let alone our team. She is obviously the Meredith of our team
Highlights:
Katy: at all the games, organized Sushi Palace night, catches every game, loves beets unconditionally - is the Dwight K. Schrute of our team
Teri: Teri has been MIA since our pre-season party - is the Creed Bratton of our team.
Tracy: at all the games, laughs while making plays, Sushi Palace night was for her b-day, takes pictures of kids urinating in parking lots, created this blog - is the Michael Scott of our team.
Britt: ate her weight in sushi at Sushi Palace, allows the team to call her various nicknames, Mercury Poisoning threatened her life, sends sassy emails when there are unfunny charts being sent - is the Stanley of our team.
Tara: Tara is lucky to be included in this chart, let alone our team. She is obviously the Meredith of our team
Jackie: at all the games, mocks 2 yr old children, nicknamed the DBs, teaches children the importance of a rape whistle, encourages children to seek weapons from sarah, feels bad that casey anthony spent all that time in prison when she was in fact innocent. one major negative for Jax was her scolding of Britt as Sushi Palace claiming she would in fact "waste food" - is the Angela of our team
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Looking forward to our Dundies....
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Looking forward to our Dundies....
WTF...I have been here for 3 games.........and I'm not even in the chart. PISED!
ReplyDelete1) I'm glad I read this during a scheduled "pee break" while on the toilet, or I would have p'd my pants.
ReplyDelete2) Lucky to even be included, wouldn't that make Tara the "Kelly" of our team.
3) linds, what is "pised"?!?
no, you're right... it's meredith... That leaves "Kelly" for Lindsay!
ReplyDeletehahaha i'm daying times 500 at this post. i feel like i should be offended to be angela, but in a weird way, your description is spot on. in a real-life situation though, i'd like to think of myself more as a jim halpert. and by the way...
ReplyDeleteSarah - You have one really great day of fielding followed by many mediocre days. You are frequently the butt of a joke, but you don't mind because at least it means you're not being left out. You dress in pink pants and a whale belt, and you can often be found singing a capella...you are the Andy Bernard of our team.
(Ok, maybe I just described Andy instead of Sarah, but someone had to be Andy)
lindsay is totally erin, by the way
ReplyDeleteLOL Thanks Jack...I think not but Trace Pised is one of my made up words instead of PISSED it was in a movie once and I loved it ever since :) Who is Kelly?
ReplyDeleteKelly's the Indian girl (presumable you know that Sarah was referencing the Office)
ReplyDeleteSarah this was hysterical! And surprisingly accurate!!
Unfortunately Jack, thinking of yourself as Jim Halpert does not make you Jim Halpert, although that is a great goal for all of us to aspire to reach, except for Katy because without Dwight, Jim wouldn't be nearly as great
Lindsay Is Kelly hands down. I'm probably bob Vance from Vance refrigeration
ReplyDeleteSarah, I was thinking you might be Roy...
ReplyDeleteKind of adorable but with some "commitment issues"; fun to be around but has a tenancy toward paranoia; and will start throwing glasses at a bar when angry.
(Also, I'm pretty sure he hates beets.)